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"Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking."

- Cersei Lannister [to Margaery Tyrell], A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)
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houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

(via tyleroakley)

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thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

(via stayclearofloveandjail)

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Frozen/Lich King crossover. 

The cold never bothered him anyway. 

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A very merry Christmas to all!

The boys of the NYPD choir are singing Galway Bay

The bells are ringing out for Christmas Day

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hocdefendam:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

iatethelastofthecorn:

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

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This

A million times this. 

(via sjsindu)

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"Daenerys Targaryen is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she’s dead, it’s probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something."

- Jorah Mormont, A Dance with Dragons (via incorrectgotquotes)
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lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

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