MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
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THIS GIRL HAS SOME MAD EDITING SKILLS IS THE BEST FANADE WORK I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM CRYING GUYS LET ME DIE NO WAIT
I THINK I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Not gonna lie, I cried. This is so well done it made me shiver and fangirl over the edition.
DUDE THIS IS CRAZY IVE SEEN THIS VIDEO MORE THAN A THOUSAND TIMES YOU GOTTA WATTCH THIS
OHMYGOD. THAT IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT LIKE IM NOT EVEN IN THE FANDOM BUT WOW
i’m literally shivering
MY NIPPLES ARE HARD HOLY FUCKING SHIT PERFECTION
my favorite compliment i’ve gotten at college was from a drunk frat boy who said i had “the body of the girl of his dreams” then paused and held up a hand to stop me from saying anything and continued “…..but the haircut of the boy of my dreams”
Thats the actual best ever
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This is my nephew. Just in case it escaped your attention, he is dressed as Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
Yesterday I was out for lunch with some of my family, including my nephew who I hadn’t seen for a few months. He was very excited to see me and I was him.
As soon as we sat in the restaurant, he started pulling out some princess figurines (which he had amusingly named Rihanna and Gaga), and he was explaining to me how beautiful they were. He told me he wished he could be as beautiful as them even though he was a boy.
This kind of comment was nothing new for him.
After we all started eating, I noticed he was facing away from us. He turned around with a tear rolling down his cheek and refused to say what was wrong. This was very out of character for him. He was usually so attention seeking and theatrical, and incredibly intelligent for his age.
After a while he put his head into his arms on the table and started crying a lot more. I leaned into him and asked what was wrong again.
He whispered really quietly to me “I don’t want to be weird.”
I responded to him saying “Weird? I’m weird. Weird is good, weird is different!”
"But I don’t want to be different, it’s wrong," he replied through tear-stained fingers.
Angry, I started “Let me tell you what’s wrong. You are five years old and people are already telling you what you should and shouldn’t say. Or what you should and shouldn’t wear. You’re crying because somebody decided what boys are supposed to do and what girls are supposed to do, and nobody should differ from that. Well, let me tell you a little something about normal…
It used to be normal to laugh at people because they had different coloured skin. It used to be normal to bully somebody if they were a boy and they loved another boy, or a girl who loved another girl. It used to be normal to pick on someone for being too fat or too skinny. It used to be normal to pick on different, and the worst part is that a lot of that stuff is still going on.
Why would you want to be normal, you’re extraordinary! If anybody tells you that you can’t be a beautiful princess, you put on that fucking dress because you are beautiful and you are a little weird, but nobody normal ever made a fucking bit of difference in the world. You wear whatever the hell you want, and like whatever the hell you like, because it’s people like you that are going to make a real, lasting change.
The world needs a lot more weird and a lot less normal.”
And he understood exactly what I meant. He lunged in for a hug and kissed me on the cheek before uttering under his breath “What does ‘fucking’ mean?”
I love that kid more than I’ve ever loved anything. Don’t make his generation fight our battles.
Shaming of every variety needs to end now, we should be celebrating different, not condemning it. Not just for society as it is now, but for society as it will be.
How many more tears do we need our children to cry?
We need more of this. More of these adults who make children feel safe and loved, and more children who get to pursue their varied interests.
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Legendary Pictures’ WARCRAFT, based upon Blizzard Entertainment’s globally-renowned universe,will be released by Universal Pictures on Friday, December 18, 2015. WARCRAFT marks the first film dated under the recently formed partnership between Universal and Legendary.
The film, an epic adventure of world-colliding conflict, will be directed by Duncan Jones (Moon, Source Code) and is written by Charles Leavitt and Duncan Jones. The producers are Charles Roven and Alex Gartner for Atlas Entertainment and Thomas Tull and Jon Jashni for Legendary. Stuart Fenegan, Jillian Share and Brent O’Connor will serve as executive producers. Blizzard’s Chris Metzen will co-produce.
WE HAS AN EXCITE, PRECIOUS, YES WE DO.
this is going to be AWFUL and i could not be more excited about it
THIS IS GONNA SUCK SO HORRIBLY BUT I AM PUMPED
ALL ABOARD THE BAD MOVIE TRAIN WWEEWOO
Chris Metzen is every character and also voices every character and makes any and all sound effects with his mouth and maybe a vuvuzela and a trash can to help with special voice effects.
All the women are played by vuvuzelas
No, just vuvuzelas.
Saturday Morning Cartoon
September 28, 2013.
The story begins, and ends, on a snowy day in Barcelona with a little girl named Alma wandering the streets. She comes across a wall inscribed with the names of hundreds of little children in chalk. Upon including her own name, she is captivated by the toy store across the street that is overflowing with dolls.
Saturday Morning Cartoon
September 21, 2013.
One Day (2012)
One man always on the move will have an encounter that puts into question everything he knows.
Saturday Morning Cartoon
September 14, 2013.
Jeff Le Bars
A little boy is alone, lost in the storm. He is dying. A wolf then crosses his path and offers him a deal: being seriously injured herself, she sacrifices herself to save his life, offering her flesh and her pelt. In exchange, the boy will take care of her cubs, feed and protect them.
-Ecole Emile Cohl
The last two weeks have been absolutely hectic, a direct result of which has been my total lack of posts. Sorry about that! Now that sleep has been caught up on, I plan on posting all of my weekly stuff.
Stay tuned and, once again, apologies for the [HUGE] delay.